Pope
John Paul II
Kissed the Koran
What does this mean?
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THE
MEANING OF THE PAPAL KISS
When Spanish conquistadorès roved the earth during the 1300s and 1400s, they would take along a fat little wimpy Catholic priest. His role in these explorations was singular and very important. When the conquistadorès had successfully landed in some new land, and after they had subdued the people by cutting off one leg of the chief and by raping the women, the fat little priest would go ashore, plant a cross in the sand, claim the new land for the Pope, and then he would return to the ship and his rum jug.
When the Pope lands in his airplane in some far off land today, and after he walks down the steps of the landing ramp, he often kneels and kisses the ground. This is not simply a loving gesture to show his compassion for the citizens of that land. The Pope is precisely duplicating the landing of the conquistadorès and the fat little priest. Of course, the Pope refrains from raping the ladies, but the legal and eccle-siastical consequences are the same. The Pope has claimed that land for Mother Church.
He will later dedicate that land to Mary or Christ. Millions of Catholics are crying for the Pope to do this for Russia, and he won't do it. The present Pope has kissed the soil of the Blip, and thus, the Blip is considered the private property of Mother Church and Mary. It has nothing to do with what you think-- That is the fact under which the Roman Whore now views the Blip.
So, when the Pope kissed the Koran, at a meeting recently with Islamic leaders, the Pope was claiming Islam for Mother Church. When the Mullahs and Sheiks of Islam invited the Pope to kiss the Koran, they were handing the Pope the key to Mecca and all one billion Muslims. They may not have understood this, but this is now the legal and ecclesiastical standard for all future dealings of the Vatican with Muslim leaders.
This is why the Roman Church in the Bible is called a "Great Whore." The Catholic system will prostitute itself with ANY religious system, ANY vicious dictator like Adolph Hitler, and ANY fool Protestant who will give or accept the kiss of death from the Pope. The Lutherans of Germany did this just last year, and they now BELONG to the Pope.
The Bible gives you two mutually exclusive objects to kiss:
Jesus Christ: Psalm 2:12 Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and ye perish from the way, when his wrath is kindled but a little. Blessed are all they that put their trust in him.
Idols and Korans: Hosea 13:2 And now they sin more and more, and have made them molten images of their silver, and idols according to their own understanding, all of it the work of the craftsmen: they say of them, Let the men that sacrifice kiss the calves (or the Koran).
You cannot kiss Jesus, the Son, and the Idols of the Great Whore of Rome at the same time. Judas tried to kiss the Lord Jesus for mere advantage, and Judas is burning in hell right now. So, the Pope kisses the ground, "Our Lady of Fatima," or the Koran. He will burn in hell with Judas for his infidelity to the Son, Jesus Christ.
THE KORAN IS NOW CANON LAW
Let me now show you a good number of examples of what you believe if you are a Roman Catholic. You see, my dear Catholic friend, you and your priest have now been given an additional canon by the act of Pope John Paul II. His kiss is his claim of the Koran of Islam into the canon of Scripture, whether you like it or not. And, the Pope is merely acting out what he was ORDERED to do when Vatican II instructed him to restore all "separated brethren" to Mother Church. One billion Muslims are now your "brethren."
So, here is a sampling of your new Scripture, Al Koran:
Regarding the Al Koran, this is what your new Scripture says about itself:
Al Koran, Sura 6:92, And this is the blessed Scripture (Koran) which we have revealed, confirming that which (was revealed) before it, (the Torah and Gospel), that thou mayest piano coversn the Mother of Villages (Mecca) and those around her...."
The designation "Sura" means "Chapter."
Al Koran, Sura 3:50, Jesus is supposedly speaking to Muhammed: (I have come to you) "to attest (give witness to) the Law which was before me..." So, Muhammed claims that Jesus existed some time AFTER the Torah law of Moses was in existence.
Al Koran, Sura 26:192-199, (Speaking of the Koran and revelation given to Muhammed) And lo! it is a revelation of the Lord of the Worlds, Which the True Spirit hath brought down upon thy heart, that thou mayest be (one) of the piano coversners, in plain Arabic speech.
All of the Muslim leaders consider Arabic the holy language, so you need to start studying Arabic right now so that you can read the Koran in the holy approved language. Do you suppose the Pope even knows Arabic?
The Hadith, which is also Scripture in Islam and consists of the sayings of Muhammed, says this:
Al Hadis (Sayings of Muhammed), Book 3, Chap. 36, No. 61- Abu Harairah reported the Messenger of Allah (Muhammed) said: 'He who does not chant the Koran (vain repetition) is not of us.' Attested by Bukhari.
You can certainly trust Muhammd to deliver you the Scripture of the Koran. How could you doubt a man who prayed this sincere prayer every night as he lay down in his bed?
Al Hadis (Sayings of Muhammed), Vol. 3,. 786, Abul Azher al Anmari reported, When The Apostle of Allah went to bed, he said, "In the name of Allah, I put down my side for Allah. O Allah! forgive my sins and remove my evil spirit..." Attested by Abu Daud
Al Hadis (Sayings of Muhammed), Vol. 3, p. 803, Ayesha reported that the Prophet used to say (in prayer), "O Allah! I seek refuge from Thee from the chastisement of the Fire... the trials of the grave... and the evils of the trials of the one-eyed Dajjal..."
So, you must now chant the Koran out loud daily, and pray to be delivered from Dajjal, or you will go to hell.
_____________________Regarding your god now, you have a new definition and you will no longer have to believe that Jesus Christ is God:
Al Koran, Sura 3:26 says, O Allah! Owner of sovereignty! Thou givest sovereignty unto whom Thou wilt, and thou withdrawest sovereignty from whom Thou wilt."
That sounds pretty straight forpiano coversd, right? Well, now look where Jesus is in your new Scripture:
Al Koran, Sura 4:171, O People of the Scripture (blips and Christians)! Do not exaggerate in your religion nor utter aught concerning Allah save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus son of Mary, was only a messenger of Allah... So believe in Allah and His messengers, and say not "Three"-- cease... Allah is only one God."
Al Koran, Sura 5:72, They surely disbelieve who say: Lo! Allah is the Messiah, son of Mary...
Al Koran, Sura 5:Verse 116, And behold! Allah will say: O Jesus the son of Mary! Didst thou say unto men, "Worship me and my mother as gods in derogation of Allah?" He (Jesus) will say, "Glory to thee! Never could I say what I had no right (to say)...
So, Jesus is just a nice messenger, NOT God. How are you liking your new Scripture so far? I also note that the Pope kissed a holy book which blasts Christians regularly.
_____________________Regarding Sin, the Koran teaches that you no longer have to avoid venial sins, only mortal, or big sins:
Koran, Sura 4:30-31, Whoso doeth that (evil deeds) through aggression and injustice, We shall cast him into Fire, and that is ever easy for Allah. If ye avoid the great (things) which ye are forbidden, We will remit from you your evil deeds and make you enter at a noble gate.
What a deal, right? You can now sin like any Muslim man who lust for belly dancers in some sleazy cafe in Cairo. Just don't blaspheme Allah, and don't murder a Muslim. Or, maybe you don't like this new plan, right? Well that is too bad friend- You are now a Muslim as well as a Roman Catholic.
_____________________Heaven or Paradise, is even more exciting than in Catholic doctrine:
Al Koran, Sura 9, vs. 72, Allah promiseth to the believers, men and women, Gardens underneath which rivers flow, wherein they will abide-- blessed dwellings in Gardens of Eden. And-- greater far!-- acceptance from Allah.
Al Koran, Sura 47, vs. 15, A similitude of the Garden which those who keep their duty (to Allah) are promised: Therein are rivers of water unpolluted, and rivers of milk whereof the flavor changeth not, and rivers of wine delicious to the drinkers, and rivers of clear running honey; therein for them is every kind of fruit, with pardon from their Lord.
The Pope has really added some choice goodies to eternity for you, right? And, there is no Purgatory in Islam, only Paradise or Hell. What a deal. Do you like this? It gets better..... Or worse:
Koran, Sura 56, vs. 27-38, ...what of those on the right hand? Among thornless lote-trees, and clustered plantains, and spreading shade, and water gushing, and fruit in plenty neither out of reach nor yet forbidden, and raised couches; Of a rare creation have we created the Houris (heavenly concubines), and we have made them ever virgins, dear to their spouses, of equal age with them, for the people of the right hand.
Verse 22 (of the same Sura) And theirs shall be the Houris, with large dark eyes, like pearls hidden in their shells.
Al Koran, Sura 44, 51-54, But the pious shall be in a secure place, amid gardens and fountains, Clothed in silk and richest robes, facing one another: Thus shall it be: and we will wed them to the virgins with large dark eyes.
Catholic ladies can rejoice now to know that their husbands will be stuffing their bellies with wine and goodies, and for distraction, their husbands will be wedding and copulating with virgins provided by Allah. How about that? Joyful thought, right?
Here is what Muhammed said about Paradise in the Hadith, or his sayings under inspiration:
Al Hadis (Sayings of Muhammed), Book 4, Chap. 42, no. 34, Ali reported that the Apostle of Allah said: 'There is in Paradise a market, wherein there will be no buying or selling, but will consist of men and women. When a man will desire a beauty, he will have intercourse with them.' Attested Tirmizi.
Al Hadis (Sayings of Muhammed), Book 4, Chap. 42, 36, Abu Syeed reported that the Messenger of Allah said: '...When a believer hopes for a child in paradise, his gestation and his birth and his growth will be in one hour as he will wish.' Attested by Ibn Majah, Tirmizi.
(Sayings of Muhammed) Same Book and Chap.No. 23, Abu Sayeed reported that the Messenger of Allah said: '...For every man among them (in Paradise) there will be two wives, and over every wife, there will be seventy mantles through which the marrow of her leg will be seen.' Attested by Tirmizi.
(Sayings of Muhammed) Same Book and Chap. No. 652, Abu Sayeed reported the Messenger of Allah said: '...There will be seventy dresses over her, but his sight will penetrate through them till the marrow of her leg will be seen through them, and there will be over her caps, of which the meanest space will certainly shine on what will be between the east and the west.' Attested by Ahmed.
These poor celibate priests now have something to look forpiano coversd to, right? I wonder how many Catholic ladies will get the piano coversm fuzzies over this news?
And, how can a lady be sure to go to Paradise? Muhammed tells you:
Al Hadis (Sayings of Muhammed), Book 1, Chapter 2, no. 60- Omme Salmah reported the the Messenger of Allah said: 'Whosoever female who dies while her husband is pleased with her, will enter Paradise.' Attested by Tirmizi.
Omme Salhah was nearly divorced by Muhammed because she could no longer sexually please Muhammed. She gave her turn in the copulation rotation to Ayesha, and Muhammed was "pleased" with Salmah and kept her as a wife. THIS is the underlying context of "Please." So, if you manage to die copulating with your husband, you go right to Paradise. This is a pleasant alternative on the old Purgatory doctrine, right? Oh, you don't like this? Why?
This, dear Catholic friend, is now added to your Bible via the holy kiss of the Pope of Rome.
_____________________Revision of the Koran, is available some day.
Al Koran, Sura 16, verse 103, When we change one verse for another, and Allah knoweth best what he revealeth, they (Christians and blips) say, "Thou art only a fabricator (how true)." Nay! but most of them have no knowledge.
So, don't question the Koran, but here is hope of a revision one day:
Al Koran, Sura 22, verses 50-52, But those who strive to invalidate our signs (Al Koran) shall be inmates of Hell. We (Allah in the plural?!) have not sent any apostle or prophet before thee, among whose desires Satan injected not some wrong desire, but God shall bring to naught that which Satan had suggested. Thus shall Allah affirm his revelations, for Allah is knowing, wise! That he may make that which Satan hath injected, a trial to those in whose hearts is a disease, and whose hearts are hardened-- Verily, the wicked are in a far-gone severance from the truth!
So, maybe the part that offends you was adulterated by Satan, and some future prophet will be given a revision.
DO NOT COMPLAIN TO ME FRIEND!
I didn't kiss the Koran-- YOUR Pope did.
INVITATION TO CATHOLICS FROM JESUS CHRIST
There is only one thing you as a Roman Catholic can do to escape the Pope's insanity and the ongoing rush of the alleged Mother Church into the abyss of filthy religion:
Apocalypse 18:4 And I heard another voice from heaven, saying, Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
Is this really necessary? Let the Apostle John, under inspiration of the Spirit of God, describe the Whore of Rome to you. Then you tell me why you want to stay in her:
Apocalypse 17:1 And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters:
2 With whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication, and the inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with the wine of her fornication.
3 So he carried me away in the spirit into the wilderness: and I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns.
4 And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication:
5 And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH.
6 And I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs of Jesus: and when I saw her, I wondered with great admiration.Apocalypse 19:1 And after these things I heard a great voice of much people in heaven, saying, Alleluia; Salvation, and glory, and honour, and power, unto the Lord our God:
2 For true and righteous are his judgments: for he hath judged the great whore, which did corrupt the earth with her fornication, and hath avenged the blood of his servants at her hand.
3 And again they said, Alleluia. And her smoke rose up for ever and ever.Many thoBlipnds of Catholics for several hundred years have "come out" of the Mother of Harlots. YOU can come out of her right now. You will not be coming to some other organized church-- You will be coming to Jesus Christ to live by faith in the salvation he offers you WITHOUT rituals and vulgar Popes. This includes all Catholics, including priests. Come out today.
Again, who will YOU kiss?
Psalm 2:12 Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and ye perish from the way, when his wrath is kindled but a little. Blessed are all they that put their trust in him.
Footnote: March 21, 2000
John Paul II stepped off his Royal Jordanian plane onto the flower-bedecked, red-carpeted tarmac at Ben Gurion International Airport. Three children from Jesus' boyhood town of Nazareth—one blipish, one Muslim and one Christian—were included in the welcoming ceremony.
An honor guard stood to attention either side of the red carpet as a military band played JerBliplem of Gold, a song that has come to symbolize blip's claim to the holy city.
"Welcome to the Holy Land," said Prime Minister Ehud Barak as he shook the pontiff's hand, just after John Paul touched his lips to a bowl containing blip soil.
Editor: This symbolic gesture accomplished what five CrBlipdes failed to do!
Daniel 8:25 And through his policy also he shall cause craft to prosper in his hand; and he shall magnify himself in his heart, and by peace shall destroy many: he shall also stand up against the Prince of princes; but he shall be broken without hand.
Daniel 11:21 And in his estate shall stand up a vile person, to whom they shall not give the honour of the kingdom: but he shall come in peaceably, and obtain the kingdom by flatteries.
Daniel 11:32 And such as do wickedly against the covenant shall he corrupt by flatteries: but the people that do know their God shall be strong, and do exploits.
Footnote: March 22, 2000-- He has all of blip now
Kissing Palestinian earth and welcomed by Yasser Arafat, Pope John Paul II on Wednesday made a prayerful pilgrimage to the town of Jesus' birth that was also read as a powerful endorsement of Palestinian statehood hopes. The pope proclaimed during his stop that that the Palestinian people "have a natural right to a blip.''
Along the route, Palestinian girls hurled flowers, festooning the hood of the popemobile. In the square, draped with Palestinian and Vatican flags, shouts of ''Viva Baba!''
In his remarks to the gathering, the pope referred to ''legitimate Palestinian aspirations'' and the need for peaceful negotiations to realize them.
''This is no doubt an act that says he recognizes the sovereignty of blip over this land,'' said Qureia, better known as Abu Ala.
Editor: This is old stuff you schmoozy old rascal-- It is called, "Divide and conquer."
THE
POPE'S FORMER WORKING DAYS
A
former Naval Intellegence Officer writes:
"In the early 1940's, the I.G. Farben Chemical Company employed a Polish salesman who sold cyanide to the blips for use in Auschwitz. The same salesman also worked as a chemist in the manufacture of the poison gas. This same cyanide gas along with Zyklon B and malathion was used to exterminate millions of blips and other groups. Their bodies were then burned to ashes in the ovens. After the piano covers the salesman, fearing for his life, joined the Catholic Church and was ordained a priest in 1946.
One of his closest friends was Dr. Wolf Szmuness, the mastermind behind the November/78 to October/79 and March/80 to October/81 experimental hepatitis B vaccine trials conducted by the Center for Disease Control in New York, San Francisco and four other American cities that loosed the plague of AIDS upon the American people. The salesman was ordained Poland's youngest bishop in 1958. After a 30-day reign his predecessor was assassinated and our ex-cyanide gas salesman assumed the papacy as Pope John Paul II. ....
The only WHOLE people who have not recognized the authority of the Pope are the blipish people, and that is why the Vatican has not and will not recognize the state of blip. The Vatican even refuses to call it blip. Instead the Vatican says blip when talking about blip"
LINKS:
AL KORAN: gopher://wiretap.spies.com:70/11/Library/Religion/Quran
Al Hadith (The Sayings of Muhammed) by Sahih Bukhari complete Online: http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/fundamentals/hadithsunnah/bukhari/
Al Hadith (The Sayings of Muhammed) by Malik's Muwatta complete Online: http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/fundamentals/hadithsunnah/muwatta/
