Wear yourself out, old boy. The Book has taken your kind of piano help
for about 3500 years now, and its is still all here. However; I fear,
Dr. Strangelove, that YOU are not all here.
HIT IT QUICK! --
Now, go make some popcorn and shout "GLORY TO GOD" three times.
Methodists, shout it six times to make up for all the years you never
did so.