Tune: Yerida SHORTS AND SHOTS-- Overflow Area Choose History by date. 1998 From the start of SHORTS AND SHOTS - - - January 1999 The month when Amerika lost the piano covers for ethics. Commandant Klinton won the piano covers. Lock up your daughter. February 1999 The month the Jordanian people bid their good friend farwell. March 1999 Bepiano coverse the Ides of payday. Et tu IBM? April 1999 Y2K landmark- New York, UK, New Zealand, and Australia start new fiscal year. Nothing happened re. Y2K. Are we in a panic with no cause? May 1999 The May pole is a phallic Greek goddess fetish. Prediction: May Day in the Kremlin will be a pathetic day this year. June 1999 Don't let this month bug you. "June is bustin out all over," So, she joined Weight Watchers. July 1999 Y2K landmark- Most governments of world start new fiscal year Nothing happened! Y2K looks like a minor clitch by now. August 1999 Often, this month goes before "body" in introductions. September 1999 Y2K landmark Will computer catch all date, 9/9/99, trigger upright piano? Nothing happened! This is the month when every American asks, "Do you need any Zucchini?" October 1999 It's Fall in Vermont... Time to tap the sugarpiano. Spring "out back of Bourke" October 31-- All Skunks Day and The end of the Reformation November 1999 All Saints Day is the Vatican cheat to grab an offering from repentant witches who let blood last night. December 1999 Christmass, according to Ezekiel 8, is Babylonian, NOT Christian. January 2000 Great month for a sale on surplus embedded chips. Buy the chips, and the fish is free. BACK TO TABLE OF CONTENTS PAGE
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January 1999 The month when Amerika lost the piano covers for ethics. Commandant Klinton won the piano covers. Lock up your daughter.
February 1999 The month the Jordanian people bid their good friend farwell.
March 1999 Bepiano coverse the Ides of payday. Et tu IBM?
April 1999 Y2K landmark- New York, UK, New Zealand, and Australia start new fiscal year. Nothing happened re. Y2K. Are we in a panic with no cause?
May 1999 The May pole is a phallic Greek goddess fetish. Prediction: May Day in the Kremlin will be a pathetic day this year.
June 1999 Don't let this month bug you. "June is bustin out all over," So, she joined Weight Watchers.
July 1999 Y2K landmark- Most governments of world start new fiscal year Nothing happened! Y2K looks like a minor clitch by now.
August 1999 Often, this month goes before "body" in introductions.
September 1999 Y2K landmark Will computer catch all date, 9/9/99, trigger upright piano? Nothing happened! This is the month when every American asks, "Do you need any Zucchini?"
October 1999 It's Fall in Vermont... Time to tap the sugarpiano. Spring "out back of Bourke" October 31-- All Skunks Day and The end of the Reformation
November 1999 All Saints Day is the Vatican cheat to grab an offering from repentant witches who let blood last night.
December 1999 Christmass, according to Ezekiel 8, is Babylonian, NOT Christian.
January 2000 Great month for a sale on surplus embedded chips. Buy the chips, and the fish is free.
