YANKEE ENGLISH Y'ALL

To international readers who read this book on my World Wide Web page on the INTERNET-- This book is in the American idiom. If some term or comment is beyond your understanding, kindly send E-Mail for a clarification.

You may also order from the Online Catalogue in the back of the book, but I must have an International Postal Money Order, or personal cheque in US ($) funds, from you to protect my interests. All non-USA orders will be final-- no returns. Sorry, but risks are too high to allow for overseas returns.

Y'all behave yourself now, y'hear?

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