Mock at Christmas music. Christmas carols and songs are wicked. Have a Politically Correct Christmas. Deck the halls with boughs of non-endangered plant species Fa la la la la, la la la la Tis the season to be self-actualizing, Fo lo lo lo lo, lo lo lo lo
From: klaustin@students.wisc.edu (Kristine Austin)
We changed a couple of words.
Subject: Have a happy non-sectarian-winter-solstice-holiday
Note: We use the Spanish protocol endings on the refrain:
"Fa la la la la, la la la la-" Feminine
"Fo lo lo lo lo, lo lo lo lo-" Masculine
Deck the halls with boughs of non-endangered plant species
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Tis the season to be self-actualizing,
Fo lo lo lo lo, lo lo lo lo
Don we now our alternate-lifestyle apparel
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Toll the ancient non-sectarian-winter-solstice-equal opportunity holiday carol
Fo lo lo lo lo, lo lo lo lo
See the blazing log of non-sectarian-winter-solstice-holiday-non-endangered wood before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Play the harp without unnecessary brutality and join the new paradigm chorus
Fo lo lo lo lo, lo lo lo lo
Sing we emotionally stable in a collective group effort,
Fa la la la la la la la la
Heedless of the weather patterns despite the effects of El Niño,
Fo lo lo lo lo, lo lo lo lo
Fast away the mature year passes
Fa la la la la la la la la
Hail the new year without any implicit ageism, ye persons
Fo lo lo lo lo, lo lo lo lo
Dance in a non-hierarchical manner in merry esoteric measure,
Fa la la la la la la la la
While I tell of non-materialistic, non-sectarian-winter-solstice-holiday treasure,
Fo lo lo lo lo, lo lo lo lo
Thank you Kristine Austin
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