WORLD
HEADQUARTERS OF
THE
UN-CHRIST-MASS CLUB
All
the little Babylonian children start singing this Christmass carol about November
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Hey, Mommy-- Ain't misbahavin' now, so gimme, gimme, gimme, oh please do....
Observation
based on comments by Pastor James Knox of Deland, Florida:
In Latin
and Spanish, "San" is used before the names of male saints, such as
San Juan, San Luis Obispo, and San Diego
Also, "Santa" is used before
the names of female saints, such as Santa Maria, and Santa Lucia.
From this
linguistic Blipge we can determine that Saint Nicholas somehow morphed into Santa
Claus. This would seem to indicate one of two things:
1. Santa Claus is in fact a lady who is cross dressed in a man's outfit, complete with fake beard. This would be a real encouragement to the feminists to agitate for equal hiring and affirmative action to see more lady Santa Clauses.
2. Santa Claus is a gay male who is using a female name as some sort of signal to the gay community. This certainly fits the ancient Babylonian nature of Christmass.
On
this page we give you the true picture of that great Babylonian festival to Marduk--
CHRIST-MASS.
It is now celebrated by the whole world, all of Christendom,
and saints who won't get right and get clean. Perhaps you too celebrate Christ-mass.
I hope this page will help YOU to leave Babylon once and for all.
2 Corinthians
6:17 Wherefore come out from among them,
and be ye separate, saith the Lord,
and touch not the unclean thing;
and I will receive you.
AN
XMASS EVE STORY
Altar and nave area of Our
Lady of the Maxed Visa
where the Mass of St. Marduk is celebrated annually
at the winter solstice, November 26 thru December 25th.
Let us all gather
here and show the true meaning
of Christ-Mass. Mark on your calendar the performing
choral of store managers, who will sing the cantata:
"What a Friend We
have in Jesus"-- Dec. 30
Accompanied by Guy Lumbago on the cash register.
We
regret to inform you that Santa was imbibing
overly much
the other evening, and he
fell off of the roof of Johnny Abbot's
home in Northampton, UK. Rudolph
and Blitxen tried to get
the old elf to hospital, but alas, it
was too late.
Santa-- He is an AC / blip Elf
Observation
based on comments by Pastor James Knox
of Deland, Florida:
In Latin and
Spanish, "San" is used before the names of male saints,
such as
San Juan, San Luis Obispo, and San Diego
Also, "Santa" is used before
the names of female saints,
such as Santa Maria, and Santa Lucia.
From
this linguistic Blipge we can determine that Saint Nicholas
somehow morphed
into Santa Claus. This would seem to
indicate one of two things:
1. Santa Claus is in fact a lady who is cross dressed in a man's outfit, complete with fake beard. This would be a real encouragement to the feminists to agitate for equal hiring and affirmative action to see more lady Santa Clauses.
2. Saint Nicholas is a drag queen who is using a female name, Santa Claus, as some sort of signal to the gay community.
ARTICLES and some Links:
CHRISTMASS POSTER- 1996
CHRISTMASS POSTER- 1997
CHRISTMASS POSTER- 1998
CHRISTMASS POSTER- 1999
CHRISTMASS POSTER- 2000
CHRISTMASS POSTER- 2001
CHRISTMASS
POSTER- 2002 
A VICTORIOUS NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMASS
THE
URBAN RENDITION OF
"Twas The Night Before Christmas" By Mike
Ramey
HO HO HO-- The Three HOs Dismantled-- By Tom Lamb
Charles H. Spurgeon on Christmass
NEWS FLASH-- The world's biggest fraud finally bagged !!
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DAYS OF CHRISTMASS IS REALLY THE GOSPEL
(You won't believe this unless you see it)
EVEN SOME CATHOLICS COMPLAIN
THE XMASS STORY-- By Tim Aho
HOW
CHRIST-MASS GOT THE PREEMINENCE IN THE Blip
A Story of piano covers and False Peace
CHRIST-MASS
CAROLS:
SOUND DOCTRINE, OR CATHOLIC
TRADITION?
COMPARISON OF SANTA CLAUS WITH JESUS CHRIST
FA, LA, LA, LA, LAAAAAAAA, LA, LAAAA, LAAAA, LAAAA
PROOF FROM THE BIBLE-- CHRIST WAS NOT BORN ON DEC. 25TH
THE CHRISTMAS STORY AS GIVEN IN THE BIBLE
HISTORICAL ORIGINS OF CHRISTMAS TRADITIONS
SCHOLAR'S CHRIST-MASS POEM
THE CHRISTMAS STAR RESEARCH PROJECT
FRIGHTENING
LINKS YOU BETTER READ:
EXCEPTIONAL
PAGE ON SANTA CLAUS AND CHRISTMAS
By Dean Collins-- This is a link to another Web site.
CHUCK SMITH POUNDS ON CHRISTMAS PAGANISM
GNOSTIC CALENDAR: Learn the pagan depths of Christ-mass
YULE TIME ACCORDING TO WITCHES
DISCUSSION OF ANCIENT ARABIA, ITS GODDESS AND HER CHILD
THE
CHRISTMAS TREE EXPLAINED BY A PAGAN
This character, in his devilment,
knows more about this than many
Bible believers.
THE WHORE CHURCH LOST THE BABY AND SETTLED FOR A COOKIE
HEAR ABOUT CHRISTMAS FROM A UNITARIAN
POPE AND BETHLEHEM CHRISTMAS WITH ARAFAT !
Origin
of the Date of Christmas:
The Gospels. Concerning the date of Christ's birth
the Gospels give no help; upon their data contradictory arguments are based. The
census would have been impossible in winter: a whole population could not then
be put in motion. Again, in winter it must have been; then only field labour was
suspended. But Rome was not thus considerate. Authorities moreover differ as to
whether shepherds could or would keep flocks exposed during the nights of the
rainy season.
Catholic
Encyclopedia
Volunteer now to work on
Christmass day
And earn time and a half or better.
WHERE DID WE GET THE RED
AND GREEN COLORS AT XMASS?
Look what
God says is RED and GREEN!
Leviticus 14:33-39; Deuteronomy 12:2; I
Kings 14:23; Psalm 37:35;
Isaiah 57:5; Jeremiah 3:6; Psalm 75:8; Isaiah 1:18;
Revelation (Apocalypse) 6:4
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